![]() V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES DEER: In a dramatic turn of events, The Deer’s distant-yet-insistent Brother-in-Law has contacted me. He was getting his rifle serviced at a town nearby and had just picked it up, he ended its life from the truck which I thought was rabidly hilarious but so fucked up (like he just fucking nailed it through its eyeball from 90 feet away from his truck). As I was summoning the dark side to get myself to get this deer straight to deer heaven, this First Nations hunter (Cree) had pulled over his truck as he was driving past. He was panicked and bucked his busted ass deer femurs at me because these fucking things are like Womp Rats and can’t just fucking die. I got splattered by his deer blood when I went to K-2S0 his ass with a tire iron because he wasn’t dead but screaming and in a ditch. IV: A SINEW HOPE This is a full account of The Killing of a Sacred Deer, it’s graphic. I DIDNT GARY THE DEER, IT WAS HUMANELY DISPATCHED. He said it shocked him how far he had to go with it, he just didnt take into consideration the anatomy of an owl. Anyhow, he tried to twist its head to break its neck. I guess it was flopping around in the ditch and was suffering quite a bit. He hit it and unfortunately didn't have a gun with him. I was also talking to a guy who had the same thing happen as you did, but with an owl. It was quick and as humane as it could have been. At any rate, the officer decided enough was enough pretty quickly and shot it twice putting it out of its misery. I didn't want to point out the bloodied, broken back end, cause I don't like making people feel stupid. Two officers showed up in seperate vehicles and one of em said to me "I'm just gonna watch it for a minute to see if it gets up and runs off.". I didn't have a cell phone on me so I knocked on a door and the people called the town police. Dude drove off and the deer flailed and thrashed on the road and sidewalk. I heard the screeching tires and watched the deer fly up the road. ![]() “We are the house of memes,” he declares, before asking Claude fans to flood the internet with even more memes.I was walking my dog in town one evening last winter and a car nailed a deer. As he says in the video below where he challenges Polygon to a duel to the death, Claude’s No. Probably, it helps that the game’s central conflict is more of an Edelgard versus Dimitri situation, which metaphorically leaves Claude laughing nervously as he whispers “What the fuck?”ĭon’t believe me? Take Joe Zieja’s word for it - he voices Claude in the game. This turns out to be somewhat of a front - Claude can be a ruthless strategist on the battlefield when need be - but even so, his reputation on the internet has become extremely silly. Where Edelgard and Dimitri, the other house leaders, are portrayed as serious characters, Claude is way more lighthearted. According to the internet, Claude isn’t just the heir to House Riegan - he’s also a huge jester.Īnd, to be fair, the game plays into this a bit. The same thing is happening again with Claude, leader of the Golden Deer house in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. ![]() ![]() What is it about yellow video game men? First there was Team Instinct’s Spark, whom Pokémon Go fans turned into a dabbing jokester. ![]()
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